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CHUCK - VOCAL STYLINGS. Makes up for a lack of talent with volume. Was happy to hook up with friends' band who were actually looking for someone who looked and sounded like a complete spastic. Chuck boasts an encyclopedic knowledge of many useless things and claims to have forgotten more than he ever learned. He is under the influence of spaghetti westerns, '80s punk through some industrial & synthetic stuff, firmly believes that Gamera could whoop up on Godzilla, and must be watched at all times. Motto: Cogito ergo sum non compos mentis. |
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KROG - BASS, BACKING VOCALS.
Once thought to have been deceased and an ogre, I am now known as the sound guy. Some influential bands are Dick Dale, Black Sabbath, Circle Jerks, Angry Samoans, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Motorhead, Dead Kennedys and Tool. As a loyal tenant of slum lord Safeway I spent many days floating on a surf board in front of Jack O'neal's house. Other disjointed activities I love doing are wasting endless hours playing video games, beer, and wearing DK tee-shirts. After earning a degree in computer science, I worked as a general contractor and finally was promoted to a stay at home dad. Motto: If you only knew. |
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MIKE C - LEAD GUITAR.
Originally inspired to flail haplessly on the gee-tar way back when by Jock of GBH. Now inspired by chocolate milk, adobo, Les Paul knockoffs, extra heavy picks, ringing power chords, 'Freaks and Geeks' and 'MST3K' re-runs, and a very demanding Siamese cat. Currently revisiting infatuation with power-pop [early Cheap Trick, Jellyfish, T Rex, XTC] and Rawk [D Generation, Nuno, Shotgun Messiah, first two Crue albums, dude!] Won't own up to unsubstantiated rumors that he once had his own "Magic: The Gathering" deck [Atog rules!...not really] and also once gave a high school presentation on 'how to play Fizzbin' [try topping that on the true scale of dorkiness, POSEUR!] |
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MIKE G - GUITAR, BACKING VOCALS.
His years spent skateboarding as a teenager led him to discover eighties punk. As a result, early skate rock remains a major musical influence. Nowadays, he spends his time in the lab blowing shit up with lasers. In his spare time he wrenches on his muscle cars. After taking a ten-year hiatus from playing guitar, he is stoked to be playing in a band again. Life Motto: "Mopar or No Car." |
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RICH - DRUMS.
Playing drums since the age of 10, Rich is simply known by his bandmates as Slow Foot. Like Mike G, Rich took several years off from playing his chosen instrument. In the mid to late 80's, skateboards took up most of Rich's time and energy. In early 2000 he made his return to playing drums full time. Rich's other passions include golf and bass fishing. Life Motto: "If you don't like it, change the fuckin' channel." Even more useless information! |
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